Nothing is that Hip Hop Fashion like wearing shades in the Club. Looks like almost every Rapstar (i'm not talkin about the WannaBeRockstars, i'm talkin about them real moneymakers) defineds rocking his shades not by daytime or sunshine, but by lookin cool. I think shades are freshness pure, virtual and becoming, generally makse a person look better and is a useful thing to hide the circumorbital rings after loong nights and different kind of drugs. ;-)
10 rulez
1. Never wear H&M shades. Cheap shades are never stylish in the club but idiotic!
2. Designer-Shades are absolut a must, pimpin' ain't cheap!;-)
3. Do not wear the shades while entering the club, the bouncers will hate you just because of that, you'll be lucky if you get in. We're here in Switzerland, never Outshine die Sekkuritty. Haha. But if u know the fellaz at the door, forget rule 3.
4. Don't enter the club alone, peeepz will hate just cause of your shades.
5. You should relate the price of your Designer-Shades with your mental capacity and your extrem drunkness if youre here to party hard. That's the way you calculate. Price less drunkness devided by your salary. In case you lose your 400 dollar Dior Shaees cause of your drunknees, are you either very cool, cause you got money to buy tomorrow 1o new ones (this goes under your party costs) or you're a f**** idiot.
6. Watch your shades when you're drunk! Don't give them to noone, don't fall, don't sit on them, etc.
7. Share your shades with some flygirlies? NEVER! I'm usualy to drunk to explane why not, whatever, let them think whatever they want. But there are situations, you're to drunk or the honnny to hot, that you have to alow the girl to wear them . But be pationate or eles you'll be fucked. Wacht the honey with the shades, cause Designer Shades on honeyface are moving through the club faster than a joint on a dutch campingplace.;-)
8. Always carry a hardcase for your shades (it's bulky and annoying) but usualy saves your shades!
9. You were Haterblocker in the dark. Use the advantage. The peepz think you're a arrongant asswhole. Thats quiet enough. Don't get in trouble. They are not for nothing called Haterblocker. Youre able to talk to all the titties and butts without gettin offenced.;-)
10. If the Shades you wearin do not fit your outfit, or to your type, or simply your look, you probably earned the beating, which you will received for it. That's it.
P.s.:I apologyze for the couple missspellings in the blog. I'm like droping this things in couple minutes and i'm always under time pressure, but this blog is not about writing a correct and proper letter but rather about fashion and freshness!;-)
